The Worst Start-Up, Ever!

Angel sheet is the worlds first fully-social, AI infused, machine learning toilet paper, on the blockchain.

Behold, Angel Sheet.

Angel Sheet is the worlds first fully-social, AI infused, machine learning toilet paper, on the blockchain. Yes, you heard me correctly.

You see, Angel Sheet does what no toilet paper has done before, optimizing its cleaning mission with artificial intelligence, learning your individual needs and improving with every use.

Best of all, it is on the blockchain; you can buy crypto tokens to securely keep track of your commode progress and only share it with your absolute best friends.

Best of all, Angel Sheet monetizes the back-end data, selling valuable water usage and disease vector data to hedge funds and medical research companies. This data value alone will enable the company to lower the cost to the consumer of the basic TP product close to zero.

Better yet, Angel Sheet will create an advertising marketplace for its basic product, infusing each sheet with paid images of the hottest trends, influencers, or political ads. Because it is fully connected to the Facebook API, it knows your preferences and adjusts automatically to your needs.

We estimate that everyone in the world will have to have it someday, it will replace all TP as we know it.  That means our potential market cap is somewhere between Amazon and Google.

Oh, and did I mention our seed round, pre-MVP valuation range is expected to be somewhere between $500 million and a cool billion. Conservatively.

Authors Note: I came up with this pitiful idea after reading a ton of excellent submissions to our recent accelerator class, interspersed with, well, some Angel Sheet. Enjoy.

Author: Joe Merrill

I'm a VC in Austin, TX.

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